“It’s meat on a stick! How could this NOT be great?!”

“I had no idea what yakitori is.. in fact I still don’t really understand it, but the chef is smiling and yelling in Japanese a lot so whatever makes him happy I guess. I just wish he wouldn’t curse so much and maybe call once and a while”

“This guy has no idea what he’s doing.”

“焼き鳥が大好きです。それはハンバーガーよりはるかに美味しいです

お疲れさん！私は最悪です!”